Mad Bastard Scooter Rally

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Wondering what you need to bring in order to ensure that your safe, prepared and as comfortable as you can be after a 24 hour arse pounding? Well fear thee not oh bastardly one, here's a (very) comprehensive list of suggestions on what you may want to bring (pick and choose what you think is important as to bring it all may result in a tad too much gear!):

Rider gear:

  • waterproofs
  • riding pants
  • riding jacket
  • reflective vest (especially important for small capacity scooters)
  • gloves x 2 (inc a waterproof/warm pair)
  • boots
  • helmet
  • scarf
  • extra warmth (like thermals or even a heated vest)
  • bicycle shorts (or similar non sweaty undies)
  • fancy socks (the type that keep feet warm or cool)
  • sunglasses
  • mobile phone (for emergencies and CAA pick-up)
  • map holder (riders get a mapbook in a ziplock bag – you may want something a little more user friendly)


Motorcycle gear:

  • special seat cushion/sheepskin (you’ll be sat on yer arse for a long, long time)
  • anti-fog spray (for the visor as may be foggy in morning)
  • digital camera and batteries (points are awarded for certain pics – be sure to wipe the card first)
  • maps (for Ontario and Quebec, in case you get hopelessly lost)
  • snacks and water (for the road)
  • earplugs (if you have a noisy helmet)
  • bungee cords (for carrying gear)


Tools (a bit overkill, but feel free to pick and choose):

please note that we don't think you'll need a jerry can for extra gas. We try to ensure that there will be open gas stations en route at least every 100 km.

  • tire levers
  • tubes/ puncture repair kit (fix-a-flat)
  • inflation device (bicycle pump)
  • tire gauge
  • fuel siphon (if one of you runs out of gas, and you’re in a team …)
  • electrical/duct tape (great for temp fixes)
  • oil (especially if you're running a two stroke)
  • spare brake lever (that little crash need not be the end of your rally)
  • spare bulbs (front and rear)


First Aid kit:

  • acetaminophen/Ibuprofen (keep the pain at bay!)
  • sterile wound dressing
  • personal medications (inhaler, antihistamines etc)
  • sunblock
  • elastic wrap for sprain or swollen joint
  • bug repellent (hey, you'll be out there ... and so will the bugs!)


Checks:

  • overall condition of the bike (trust us, you wanna go more than 100 yards after all the prep work you'll have to do)
  • oil level(s)
  • fuel (topped up and ready to go!)
  • tire conditions/pressure (you’d be amazed at how many tire changes we’ve seen on the Friday night)
  • paperwork (insurance & ownership & CAA card)